The Clark Griswold Quote of the Day

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Here at Ella Bing we are big fans of the great Clark Griswold and his heroic family values. Being that it is that time of year, we figured we would pay homage to Mr. Griswold by posting quotes from his epic Christmas Vacation movie. So each day until Christmas, we will be posting a comedic quote, from Clark Griswold himself. 

 

Dec 1st

"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now." - Clark Griswold

Dec 2nd

"Bend over and I'll show you" - Clark Griswold

Dec 3rd

"Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it." - Clark Griswold

Dec 4th

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" - Clark Griswold

Dec 5th

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..." - Clark Griswold

Dec 6th

"We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols" - Clark Griswold

Dec 7th

"It's a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club." - Clark Griswold

Dec 8th

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah" - Clark Griswold

Dec 9th

"We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols" -Clark Griswold

Dec 10th

[a squirrel is loose in the house] "Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddam things" - Clark Griswold